floxi-deactivated20230719:i have never ordered the chocolate croissant from starbucks because it looks like it has feelings Posted 10 months ago with 75,512 notes Reblog
narwhalsarefalling:MY TA SHOT SOMEONE IN THE FOOT AND THE PROFESSOR WAS SO FUCKING QUICK LMAOOO Posted 1 year ago with 247,585 notes Reblog
clementineoil:spent too long thinking I’m ugly … so much brain space… like when mitski said “your body doesn’t exist to be looked at. it exists to DO, go places, let you exist! imo I don’t wanna waste all my time preserving it for viewing” Posted 1 year ago with 15,936 notes Reblog
classically-lit-memes4u:RIP to everyone killed by the gods for their hubris but im different. and better. maybe even better than the gods Posted 1 year ago with 119,372 notes Reblog
vympr:killue:#better stop pissing your girl off and going to work cause im unemployed Posted 1 year ago with 7,683 notes Reblog